Brace Yourselves! Blackout Imminent As Power Generation Drops by 1,800mw

There are ominous signs that the epileptic power supply experienced in the country will grow worse as the Senate Committee on Power was told that power generation has dropped from hitherto 4,500 to 2,700 megawatts.
Permanent Secretary of Ministry of Power, Mr. Godknows Igali, said power generation had dropped drastically in the last five weeks as a result of the nefarious activities of gas and crude oil pipeline vandals.